Looking back on the stories that have been spun over the last few weeks I realized that you have only been hearing tales of unfortunate poop related circumstances. So to switch things up this week I figured that it would only be fair to give you a story with a fresh new take, some new content, so welcome to The… Continue reading "The Lifeguard Chronicles 004: Boat Rescue "
This week’s tale takes us to my earlier days as a lifeguard when things were simpler. You hadn’t yet experienced the craziness that comes with being a lifeguard and the job was still ‘cool’. It was the first night of swimming lessons, an evening of chaos, I felt like I was guarding a bee hive. Parents everywhere not knowing where… Continue reading "The Lifeguard Chronicles 002: Hero Mom Saves Local Derp Boy "
Many moons ago when I first signed up to become a lifeguard the excitement was unreal! I was going to be baywatching it up, saving lives, I was going to be a local hero! Little did I know that I wasn’t just getting paid to patrol the pool deck… I was there to be a babysitter, a security guard, a… Continue reading "The Lifeguard Chronicles 001: The Serial Saturday Pooper"